My conversation with Bill Murray in an elevator yesterday


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“Good morning.”
“Hey, how are you?”
“Good. How are you?”
“Oh, you know. From the womb untimely ripped.”
“I feel like I could sleep for weeks.”
“I know the feeling. You heading anywhere interesting?”
“South Carolina.”
“Because it’s there.”
“Well yeah, but they’ve already discovered it.”
“That’s right. And climbed it, too.”
“I live in North Carolina, so we tend to look down on South Carolina.”
“I’ve heard that. That there’s Carolina, and then South Carolina.”
“And they have Myrtle Beach and South of the Border.”
“But when you’re on your family vacation, where do you stop? South of the Border.”
“I’ve already decided that if I get married a third time, it’ll be there, in the shadow of Pedro.”
(big smile)
“Safe travels.”

  • Alison

    That’s the best thing I’ve read all year.

  • Frith

    He was lucky to meet someone who could match his wits.

  • John C Keller

    Too bad Homer D and/ or Fon Hunter Silver weren’t with you. That would’ve been an extremely interesting elevator jaunt

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