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I wish Louis Armstrong had been the first man on the moon.

04.14.2014

“I don’t want to go to school.” “Why not?” “It’s not fair that we have five days of school and two days of weekend. It should be the other way around.” “But you have so much to learn now. You’re learning to write, and to read. And pretty soon you’ll be learning about science, like […]

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I’ll go ahead and say yes.

02.13.2014

“Hey look, buddy. That’s called a luge.” “Can I do it?”

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And time is Lego.

12.08.2013

Me: “Thank you for coming with me to the grocery store.” The Boy: “It was a waste of time for me.”

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The jokes are getting meta around here

10.07.2013

“Knock knock.” “Who’s there?” “Knock knock.” “Who’s there?” “Knock knock.” “Who’s there?” “This isn’t a joke. It’s just annoying.”

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We can probably get a grant.

08.13.2013

We’re trying to discourage bathroom talk, especially at the dinner table. But it’s hard not to laugh at, “I power the city with my farts.”

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Oi. Less of the old.

07.28.2013

“Daddy, underwater you look like an old potato.”

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“Knock Knock”

07.12.2013

“Who’s there?” “Interrupting eyeball.” “Interrupting eyeball wh…” “LASER!”

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Unless they have Dagwood’s face on them

05.25.2013

“Wash your hands and I’ll make you a plate of pancakes.” “I want blueberry pancakes, not Play-Do pancakes!”

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Until you’re old enough to actually mow the lawn

11.24.2012

“If they have toys at the hardware store, can I buy one with the money Grampy gave me?” “Sure.” “Good. I want a riding lawn mower.”

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Don’t forget about the harvest

09.13.2012

“I wish I was a vegetable so that I didn’t have to get shots.”

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