“If they have toys at the hardware store, can I buy one with the money Grampy gave me?”
“Sure.”
“Good. I want a riding lawn mower.”
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Daddyblog
“I wish I was a vegetable so that I didn’t have to get shots.”
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The Boy: “Can you break a testicle?”
Me: “It takes an awful lot to break a testicle.”
The Boy: “You could use a really heavy book.”
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Boy at park: “Do you know what the Olympics is?”
The Boy: “It’s when you swim and you sing ‘Call Me Maybe.’”
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“Daddy, milk is better with cookies.”
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“It’s no fun playing with your own daddy.”
“What can I do to be more fun?”
“Be a kid.”
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“Every time Sterling comes over it’s like bing bang boom because he likes to drum alot and he eats crunchy stuff.”
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“Am I smelling my own fart, or somebody else’s?”
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“Hey, there’s something in my shoe. It’s a pretzel. And here’s another one.”
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If a four year-old does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different coach. Let him step to the whistle which he hears, however measured or far away.
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