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See if you can guess The Boy’s half of this conversation

Dave — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 12:48:59 +0000

Me: “Because then it would be called overwear.”

I’m no attorney but that could harm your defense

Dave — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 23:49:09 +0000

The Boy: “You be the police robot and I’ll be the bad guy robot.”
Police Robot: “You there. What’s your name?”
Bad Guy Robot: “Bad Guy Robot.”
Police Robot: “And just what do you think you’re doing?”
Bad Guy Robot: “Bad guy stuff.”

Guess we didn’t need to spend so much money on your bedroom

Dave — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 16:46:12 +0000

“Wow, this is a cool porta potty. I wish I could stay here. I wish there was a bed and a lot of food and toys.”

They should probably call it something else

Dave — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 00:18:05 +0000

The Boy: “I want something to eat.”
The Mrs: “How about a rice cake?”
The Boy: “Yay! Rice cake! Rice cake! Hey… what’s that?”

At least it wasn’t a grilled cheese sandwich

Dave — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 00:13:25 +0000

Me: “What are you eating?”
The Boy: “A pretzel.”
Me: “Where did you get it?”
The Boy: “Couch.”

It’s coming from inside the house!

Dave — Mon, 16 Jan 2012 22:33:21 +0000

The Boy: “Daddy, what are zombies?”
Me: “Well, they’re like kind of like skeletons. Scary Halloween people.”
The Boy: “And they’re the walking dead.”
Me: “Who told you that?”
The Boy: “Mommy.”

“It’s called foosball, Daddy!”

Dave — Sat, 07 Jan 2012 21:12:52 +0000

“You try to fooze the ball into the net. I’m a good foozer.”

Banana who who

Dave — Sat, 31 Dec 2011 16:12:51 +0000

The Boy: “Knock knock.”
The Mrs: “Who’s there?”
The Boy: “Banana who.”
The Mrs: “Banana who who?”
The Boy: “What?”
The Mrs: “Banana who who?”
The Boy: “Lamp.”

Tall order for Santa

Dave — Sun, 04 Dec 2011 16:40:19 +0000

Me: “What do you want for Christmas?”
The Boy: “A robot with three heads and three eyes and three arms and three legs and three feet.”
Me: “What else?”
The Boy: “Three shoes.”

It’s good to have a plan.

Dave — Sat, 12 Nov 2011 16:17:10 +0000

The Boy: “You do it.”
Me: “No, you do it.”
The Boy: “You do it.”
Me: “No, you do it.”
The Boy: “Wait, I have a plan.”
Me: “What’s the plan?”
The Boy: “You do it.”