From the category archives:

Everything I Do Is Plooble

Simplify your life. Starting with your sock drawer.

07.30.2010

I by no means live an uncomplicated life, but there is one practice I hit on a few years ago that is as simple as it is effective. Throw away all your socks, and replace them with 10 identical white pairs and 10 identical black pairs. You never have to sort or match socks, and [...]

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I need to be more orange

09.22.2009

Ask me what my favorite color is and I’m going to say blue. Over the last decade, I’ve bought somewhere between 10 and 137 more-or-less-identical short-sleeved blue check shirts. Every now and then, though, I buy something orange. I have a couple of orange shirts, a pair of awesome orange Saucony sneakers and a black [...]

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World’s least interesting aisle

09.20.2009
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I am large. I contain multitudes.

09.19.2009

I’ve had a lot of blogs over the years, including Fistful of Plooble, which I started in 2003 and in a lot of ways is the best thing I’ve ever done that isn’t running around in short pants and pulling the cat’s tail. Sadly, it languished in neglect for years, once I found that I [...]

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Taking the netbook for a test post

05.14.2009

My netbook arrived today. It’s an Asus Eee 901. I spent a couple of weeks looking at reviews, and went to Best Buy to try out the keyboards to see if I could live with the size. I read a lot of owner comments, and like all reviews on the web, they tell you every [...]

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Potential band names found in my kitchen

01.22.2009

Bronzeville Rib Rub Chicago Metallic The Juniper Berries Vanilla Gunpowder O.G. (Original Gelatine) Tamari

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Maybe if we had jerseys.

10.26.2008

Half the people I know seem to be big football fans. I envy the excitement they feel when football season starts, and their sense of anticipation getting ready for Sunday. Most of their spouses understand that Sunday afternoon is sacrosanct and that the fans in the house will be parked on the couch in front [...]

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Now I remember.

10.24.2008

I just spent the last two hours picking a WordPress theme for this blog and designing the header (most of which I yoinked from a WordPress theme download site, so I figure that’s fair game). It made me remember why I was most prolific as a blogger when I was between jobs. It can be [...]

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