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Until you’re old enough to actually mow the lawn

11.24.2012

“If they have toys at the hardware store, can I buy one with the money Grampy gave me?” “Sure.” “Good. I want a riding lawn mower.”

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Don’t forget about the harvest

09.13.2012

“I wish I was a vegetable so that I didn’t have to get shots.”

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Another good argument for the Kindle

07.31.2012

The Boy: “Can you break a testicle?” Me: “It takes an awful lot to break a testicle.” The Boy: “You could use a really heavy book.”

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This is what happens when you get all your news from YouTube

07.31.2012

Boy at park: “Do you know what the Olympics is?” The Boy: “It’s when you swim and you sing ‘Call Me Maybe.’”

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And vice versa, but yeah, I’m with you.

07.22.2012

“Daddy, milk is better with cookies.”

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If only.

07.14.2012

“It’s no fun playing with your own daddy.” “What can I do to be more fun?” “Be a kid.”

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What if Gene Krupa came over?

07.01.2012

“Every time Sterling comes over it’s like bing bang boom because he likes to drum alot and he eats crunchy stuff.”

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Depends. Does it smell like pretzels?

06.14.2012

“Am I smelling my own fart, or somebody else’s?”

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Lick it first to make sure it’s not a stick

06.02.2012

“Hey, there’s something in my shoe. It’s a pretzel. And here’s another one.”

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Now you’re talking my language

04.16.2012

Me: “We’re having a yard sale and we thought we might sell some of your old toys.” The Boy: “Nooooo! Don’t sell my old toys!!! I still want them!!!” Me: “If we sell your old toys, we can make money to buy new toys.” The Boy: “I think maybe we should sell my old toys.”

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