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“If they have toys at the hardware store, can I buy one with the money Grampy gave me?”
“Sure.”
“Good. I want a riding lawn mower.”

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“I wish I was a vegetable so that I didn’t have to get shots.”

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The Boy: “Can you break a testicle?”
Me: “It takes an awful lot to break a testicle.”
The Boy: “You could use a really heavy book.”

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Boy at park: “Do you know what the Olympics is?”

The Boy: “It’s when you swim and you sing ‘Call Me Maybe.’”

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“Daddy, milk is better with cookies.”

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If only.

2012.07.14

in Daddyblog

“It’s no fun playing with your own daddy.”
“What can I do to be more fun?”
“Be a kid.”

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“Every time Sterling comes over it’s like bing bang boom because he likes to drum alot and he eats crunchy stuff.”

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“Am I smelling my own fart, or somebody else’s?”

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“Hey, there’s something in my shoe. It’s a pretzel. And here’s another one.”

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Me: “We’re having a yard sale and we thought we might sell some of your old toys.”

The Boy: “Nooooo! Don’t sell my old toys!!! I still want them!!!”

Me: “If we sell your old toys, we can make money to buy new toys.”

The Boy: “I think maybe we should sell my old toys.”

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