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See if you can guess The Boy’s half of this conversation

02.02.2012

Me: “Because then it would be called overwear.”

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I’m no attorney but that could harm your defense

01.30.2012

The Boy: “You be the police robot and I’ll be the bad guy robot.” Police Robot: “You there. What’s your name?” Bad Guy Robot: “Bad Guy Robot.” Police Robot: “And just what do you think you’re doing?” Bad Guy Robot: “Bad guy stuff.”

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Guess we didn’t need to spend so much money on your bedroom

01.28.2012

“Wow, this is a cool porta potty. I wish I could stay here. I wish there was a bed and a lot of food and toys.”

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They should probably call it something else

01.26.2012

The Boy: “I want something to eat.” The Mrs: “How about a rice cake?” The Boy: “Yay! Rice cake! Rice cake! Hey… what’s that?”

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At least it wasn’t a grilled cheese sandwich

01.23.2012

Me: “What are you eating?” The Boy: “A pretzel.” Me: “Where did you get it?” The Boy: “Couch.”

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It’s coming from inside the house!

01.16.2012

The Boy: “Daddy, what are zombies?” Me: “Well, they’re like kind of like skeletons. Scary Halloween people.” The Boy: “And they’re the walking dead.” Me: “Who told you that?” The Boy: “Mommy.”

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“It’s called foosball, Daddy!”

01.07.2012

“You try to fooze the ball into the net. I’m a good foozer.”

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Banana who who

12.31.2011

The Boy: “Knock knock.” The Mrs: “Who’s there?” The Boy: “Banana who.” The Mrs: “Banana who who?” The Boy: “What?” The Mrs: “Banana who who?” The Boy: “Lamp.”

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Tall order for Santa

12.04.2011

Me: “What do you want for Christmas?” The Boy: “A robot with three heads and three eyes and three arms and three legs and three feet.” Me: “What else?” The Boy: “Three shoes.”

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It’s good to have a plan.

11.12.2011

The Boy: “You do it.” Me: “No, you do it.” The Boy: “You do it.” Me: “No, you do it.” The Boy: “Wait, I have a plan.” Me: “What’s the plan?” The Boy: “You do it.”

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