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Me: “Because then it would be called overwear.”

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The Boy: “You be the police robot and I’ll be the bad guy robot.”
Police Robot: “You there. What’s your name?”
Bad Guy Robot: “Bad Guy Robot.”
Police Robot: “And just what do you think you’re doing?”
Bad Guy Robot: “Bad guy stuff.”

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“Wow, this is a cool porta potty. I wish I could stay here. I wish there was a bed and a lot of food and toys.”

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The Boy: “I want something to eat.”
The Mrs: “How about a rice cake?”
The Boy: “Yay! Rice cake! Rice cake! Hey… what’s that?”

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Me: “What are you eating?”
The Boy: “A pretzel.”
Me: “Where did you get it?”
The Boy: “Couch.”

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The Boy: “Daddy, what are zombies?”
Me: “Well, they’re like kind of like skeletons. Scary Halloween people.”
The Boy: “And they’re the walking dead.”
Me: “Who told you that?”
The Boy: “Mommy.”

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“You try to fooze the ball into the net. I’m a good foozer.”

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Banana who who

2011.12.31

in Daddyblog

The Boy: “Knock knock.”
The Mrs: “Who’s there?”
The Boy: “Banana who.”
The Mrs: “Banana who who?”
The Boy: “What?”
The Mrs: “Banana who who?”
The Boy: “Lamp.”

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Me: “What do you want for Christmas?”
The Boy: “A robot with three heads and three eyes and three arms and three legs and three feet.”
Me: “What else?”
The Boy: “Three shoes.”

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The Boy: “You do it.”
Me: “No, you do it.”
The Boy: “You do it.”
Me: “No, you do it.”
The Boy: “Wait, I have a plan.”
Me: “What’s the plan?”
The Boy: “You do it.”

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