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First game of hide and seek

01.11.2011

Me: “Let’s play a game called hide and seek. You hide, and I try to find you.” The Boy: “Okay, I’ll go hide in my closet.”

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Nice timing, too

09.09.2010

The Boy, pointing at a woman walking by: “Look at that lady. She’s walking… like a duck.”

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Well, okay then

08.04.2010

Mommy: “What are you eating? The Boy: “Cat fur.”

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The tricycle journey of a thousand miles begins with a single pedal

07.01.2010

The Boy: Mommy, you want to push me on the bicycle? The Mrs: Sure. Where do you want to go? The Boy: Arizona.

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Might make it tough to fill out forms

06.27.2010

The Mrs: What’s your first name? The Boy: Conrad The Mrs: What’s your last name? The Boy: Thomas The Mrs: What’s your middle name? The Boy: Clifford the Big Red Dog

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The perfect wedding guest

06.06.2010

We took The Boy to see his former (and beloved) nanny Bonnie get married yesterday. I was a bit apprehensive about his ability to sit through the ceremony, but we hit on an interesting formula. He went down for his nap much later than usual, so he had only been sleeping for about half an […]

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Start with a dolphin

05.14.2010

Me: “What do you want to do at the beach?” The Boy: “I want to ride bicycles and sharks.”

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When done correctly, yes

05.01.2010

The Boy: “Mommy, what’s that?” The Mrs: “It’s art.” The Boy: “It’s big and dangerous.”

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I’m afraid to show him the baby formula

04.05.2010

The Boy saw a bag of dog food in the store and said, “I eat puppy dogs.”

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I don’t even need to make this stuff up

04.04.2010

The Boy and I are watching a cartoon. Somebody just said, “On your mark, get set, go.” The Boy said, “On your mark, get set, no.”

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