twoisms

The Boy: Mommy, you want to push me on the bicycle? The Mrs: Sure. Where do you want to go? The Boy: Arizona.

We took The Boy to see his former (and beloved) nanny Bonnie get married yesterday. I was a bit apprehensive about his ability to sit through the ceremony, but we hit on an interesting formula. He went down for his nap much later than usual, so he had only been sleeping for about half an [...]

The Boy: “Mommy, what’s that?” The Mrs: “It’s art.” The Boy: “It’s big and dangerous.”

The Boy and I are watching a cartoon. Somebody just said, “On your mark, get set, go.” The Boy said, “On your mark, get set, no.”