Month: August 2011

On the swings, side by side. One is shouting, “Best day ever! Best day ever!” The other is shouting, “No it’s not! No it’s not!”

Tonight The Boy taught us about a superhero named Fo-Gow Guy. He only comes out when people are in trouble. He only comes out at night. He can run faster than anybody and he has his own omelette station.

Me: “How many do you have?”
The Boy: “Five.”
Me: “And how many do I have?”
The Boy: “Four.”
Me: “What’s five minus four?”
The Boy: “Yeah, mine is five and yours is four.”

“Mommy, Daddy! Come on, let’s play! Together we’re the Bad Robots! Split up! We need to get to a cake factory right away! Are you with me, guys?”

“Sometimes I lick the fridge.” “Said while licking the fridge.”

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The Boy: “Stupid, stupid.”

Me: “Are you calling me stupid?”

The Boy: “No, I was just saying that at a porcupine.”

The Boy: “Superheroes eat lots of grains. Batman eats bugs.”