Month: July 2012

The Boy: “Can you break a testicle?”
Me: “It takes an awful lot to break a testicle.”
The Boy: “You could use a really heavy book.”

Boy at park: “Do you know what the Olympics is?”

The Boy: “It’s when you swim and you sing ‘Call Me Maybe.'”

“Daddy, milk is better with cookies.”

“It’s no fun playing with your own daddy.”
“What can I do to be more fun?”
“Be a kid.”

“Every time Sterling comes over it’s like bing bang boom because he likes to drum alot and he eats crunchy stuff.”