Category: daddyblog

The Boy: “You do it.”
Me: “No, you do it.”
The Boy: “You do it.”
Me: “No, you do it.”
The Boy: “Wait, I have a plan.”
Me: “What’s the plan?”
The Boy: “You do it.”

The Boy, hopping from foot to foot and observing how the moon seems to move:

“I’m controlling the moon!”

“While playing with Lego Star Wars figures”

“That’s his lunchbox.”
“Oh, yeah? What would a storm trooper eat for lunch?”
“Jalapeños.”

“Is this juice?”
“It’s water.”
“I want juice.”
“Okay, it’s juice.”
“What kind of juice?”
“Cloud juice.”

The Boy, to me, during the bathtime/storytime handoff to The Mrs:

“You’ve had your hug and a kiss. Just go.”