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I Never Thought These Stories Were True, Until This Happened to Me | David B. Thomas
there comes a point in the evening when Carmen Miranda has a mustache Halloween, Shmalloween. That might be a little harsh, but Halloween in Chapel Hill can be a real pain in the ass. The town is invaded by thousands of dipshits in the lamest excuse for costumes, turning Franklin Street into a sea of, ...
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