Me: “Thank you for coming with me to the grocery store.”
The Boy: “It was a waste of time for me.”
Tag: Fiveisms
The jokes are getting meta around here
“Knock knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Knock knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Knock knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“This isn’t a joke. It’s just annoying.”
We can probably get a grant.
We’re trying to discourage bathroom talk, especially at the dinner table. But it’s hard not to laugh at, “I power the city with my farts.”
Oi. Less of the old.
“Daddy, underwater you look like an old potato.”
“Knock Knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Interrupting eyeball.”
“Interrupting eyeball wh…”
“LASER!”
Unless they have Dagwood’s face on them
“Wash your hands and I’ll make you a plate of pancakes.”
“I want blueberry pancakes, not Play-Do pancakes!”