Tag: Fourisms

“If they have toys at the hardware store, can I buy one with the money Grampy gave me?”
“Sure.”
“Good. I want a riding lawn mower.”

“I wish I was a vegetable so that I didn’t have to get shots.”

The Boy: “Can you break a testicle?”
Me: “It takes an awful lot to break a testicle.”
The Boy: “You could use a really heavy book.”

Boy at park: “Do you know what the Olympics is?”

The Boy: “It’s when you swim and you sing ‘Call Me Maybe.'”

“Daddy, milk is better with cookies.”

“It’s no fun playing with your own daddy.”
“What can I do to be more fun?”
“Be a kid.”