Tag: twoisms

Me: “What do you want to do at the beach?”
The Boy: “I want to ride bicycles and sharks.”

The Boy: “Mommy, what’s that?”
The Mrs: “It’s art.”
The Boy: “It’s big and dangerous.”

The Boy saw a bag of dog food in the store and said, “I eat puppy dogs.”

The Boy and I are watching a cartoon. Somebody just said, “On your mark, get set, go.”

The Boy said, “On your mark, get set, no.”

Me: “Do you like Christmas?”
The Boy: “No.”
Me: “You don’t like Christmas?
The Boy: “I like presents.”

Me: “What did you do today?”
The Boy: “I made fire.”