Super Boob

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When people click on the Yahoo slideshow for Janet Jackson’s Super Bowl stunt, do you really think this is the photo they’re hoping to see? “Reuters: Kevin Lamarque-Files”

Regardless of how you feel about Janet Jackson’s semi-naked hooter on national television, I know where I draw the line. When you’re having lunch with relatives and somebody says the phrase “Justin Timberlake dry humping Janet Jackson” things have gone too far. “I also believe the term “nipple decoration may have been uttered. The complete phrase, as you all know by now, is “sun-shaped metal nipple decoration””

Buried deep in the Yahoo News story was the sentence, “The show also featured P. Diddy, Nelly and Kid Rock” Who now wish they had stripped naked and dry humped one another.

I do have one comment for FCC Chairman Michael Powell “pictured above”: The halftime show was “classless, crass and deplorable long before Janet’s “wardrobe malfunction”

Of course, the biggest outrage is that the commercials sucked.