“Is this juice?”
“It’s water.”
“I want juice.”
“Okay, it’s juice.”
“What kind of juice?”
“Cloud juice.”
Tag: threeisms
Don’t let the childproofed doorknob hit you on your way out
The Boy, to me, during the bathtime/storytime handoff to The Mrs:
“You’ve had your hug and a kiss. Just go.”
As I assumed.
“Daddy, when you’re not looking, I do things you’ve asked me not to do.”
Excellent question.
The Mrs: “We’re having french fries for dinner.”
The Boy: “I like french fries… What makes them French?”
At the park with two 3.5-year-olds
On the swings, side by side. One is shouting, “Best day ever! Best day ever!” The other is shouting, “No it’s not! No it’s not!”
A new superhero
Tonight The Boy taught us about a superhero named Fo-Gow Guy. He only comes out when people are in trouble. He only comes out at night. He can run faster than anybody and he has his own omelette station.